Elephants

Contributions from members to the European Commission Special International Elephant Committee

L’amour des Elefants (FX)

(The love of elephants)

Eine kurze introduktion der Leben des Elefanten (DE)

(A short introduction to the life of elephants)

Hvordan man tillreder en elefant; or

Hvordan man brygger øl af en elefant (DK)

(How to cook an elephant; or: How to brew beer from an elephant)

Donde encontrar un elefante más grande que el de mi vecino (ES)

(How to get an elephant bigger than that my neighbor has)

Kun minnin vaaleanpunaisen elefantin saunassa (FI)

(When I saw a pink elephant in the sauna)

Pasihlyna, kaip sisjsti padevetus deamblius kaip Europeas labdana dietuvas (LT)

(Proposal to import second hand elephants into Lithuania)

Kuidas müüa india elevant Rootsi vôimalikult soodsalt ja tollivabalt? (EE)

(How to sell elephants from Estonia to Sweden without custom control)

Mouoakais ano Ejevovra (GR)

(How to make Mousaka from an elephant)

Rattur Islendingen til ad stjrna filaveidum Islandi ag innan 300 milianna. (IS)

(The exclusive rights of Iceland to all elephants within 300 nautical miles from Iceland)

How elephants banded together to form the worlds greatest rock group ( IE)

Norge øg vi Norrmen (NO)

(Norway and we Norwegians)

Hur man håller en elefant vaken medan en grupp av svenskar resonerar sig fram till ett beslut (SE)

How to keep an elephant awake until a group of Swedes have taken a decision

How to shoot elephants (UK)